All about me

Ok so my buddy Shauna started a blog and I just had to do one too. I used to do it all the time on MySpace but that turned into a huge drama fest and I got sick of it so I just left it alone and that is really the only thing I miss...well that and those fun little pictures and stuff you could put on there but I figured out a way to get those on my Facebook so I'm good there.

Ok kiddies fasten your seatbelts this could be a bumpy ride

Ok so a little about me =0)

I'm 28 born and raised in Freeport, IL home of the Pretzels (you can eat us but you can't beat us!!!!). I am about to start school at Highland college in Freeport next month actually and I'm super excited (I'm a dork, so what) about that. I work in the credit department for NewellRubbermaid and I love my job. I finally feel like my life is going somewhere and I can't wait to see where that is. I have an amazing partner that I have been with for 2 years married for 1 and we have 7-yes I said7- fur babies. Cocoa is our 3 year old pit (biggest sissy in the world), Sophie our Siamese mix and her babies Princess, Nala, Chunk, Simba and Harley. I have a beautiful niece who is my reason. I would kill for her but sometimes she makes me want to punch her in the throat. She's 7 going on 25 and if she's this bad now imagine what she's going to be like when she really is 25...YIKES!!! I have a 4 month old nephew who is my heart. He is the sweetest baby and I may be bias in my opinion he's one of the cutest babies in the world. There is another baby boy on the way and all I know about him is he's gona be a biggin...OUCH!!! I love my family they are awesome. I like to refer to us as functionally disfunctional. We have been through a lot of crap both alone and together and alone and have made it out on the other side stronger and wiser. We fight and argue but when the shit hits the fan we'll be there to help you wipe it off. My favorite saying is "when push comes to shove we knock it on it's ASS"!!!! I have a small but amazing group of friends that I love to death. I don't have many people that I consider friends but like all things in life it's about quality not quantity.

Ok so enough about that let's get into the good stuff...I'm a bitch and I know this and I own it but I can also be one of the sweetest, most caring people in the world. I hate bullshit and liars. I don't have time for all that nonsense nor do I have the patience. I am sarcastic and I'm a smartass but I always tell it like I see it and if you don't like it then that's not my problem if you can't handle it. I'm big on trust and accountability and I believe actions speak louder than words. I give people more chances than they deserve sometimes but once you lose my trust and respect you might as well forget about getting it back. I have put myself out there too many times to get stepped on and no more. I'm silly and love to joke around and have a good time. I like to see the silver lining in any situation even if I have to make it up. I don't mind being the butt of the joke as long as it brings a smile to the face of someone I love. I say stupid things sometimes but that's becasue sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain can catch it and usually hilarity ensues so I guess it's ok I have issues-but then again who doesn't??? Like I have to use the eggs from the carton a certain way and if they are not right I have to move them before I can use them...makes me cringe just thinking about it. I like things a certain way...a place for everything and everything in it's place I always say. O and paper towel and TP. If I rip it, even if it's just a little corner off, I have to throw it away and get a new piece. I'm getting a little better but even then I fold it so the offending corners are not visible. Shopping carts gross me out!!! If I don't have hand sanitizer or the store doesn't have wipes I won't use one. Give me the willies just thinking about it. I like to play in the rain but I hate when my face and clothes get wet...I told you-issues. I love snow but hate the cold but I don't mind shoveling...wrap your head around that if you can. I'm clumsy and accident prone and I'm the kind of person that if I bump into something I apologize...even if it is a chair. I used to fall alot but I have gotten better with that but lately I have been hitting my head on everything. Walls, ladders, desk...you name it I have probably bounced my head off it in the past 2 weeks. That could explain the head ache...hmmm. I love stock car racing, football (watching not playing), baseball and softball (again watching, I'm too scared to play), spending time with family and friends, crafting (any kind you can think of), baking and cooking (Italian mostly) and shopping (that's my #1 favorite thing).

Well that's all I can think of right now. I hope you enjoyed the first part of this crazy journey I call Life According to Anna.

Love Peace and Chicken Grease I'm out!!!!

*WARNING* Some of the things I will say are not to offend anyone it is just my opinion. If you do get offended maybe that's your guilty conscience kickin in and you need to look at why you got your panties in a twist. You are more than welcomed to leave comments but don't be surprised if I say something back, especailly if it's nasty. Have fun and don't take life too seriously-no one makes it out alive anyways

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